Attention, whoever it is that's responsible for me having to dodge a puddle of urine whenever I want to take a leak here at work:
Your dong is not as long as you think it is. STAND CLOSER TO THE URINAL!
That is all.
Posted by Chris at May 18, 2006 09:19 AMHey, man, it isn't me. I use the sink.
Posted by: chess h at May 18, 2006 12:28 PMeither stand closer, or get your prostate checked.
Posted by: Jay at May 19, 2006 08:20 PMI used to think maybe it was just splash from flushing the urinal. Then I did a test. One was surprisingly dry, so I flushed it. Afterward, it was still surprisingly dry. The problem really is operator error.
Posted by: paul at May 22, 2006 10:10 AM