August 17, 2003

Cleaning Out The Mental Scrap Box

Crampons are like tire chains for your feet--they're arrays of spikes that strap on to your footwear and give traction on ice. But doesn't the name--'crampons'--sound more like a menstrual pain reliever in suppository form: "Crampax brand crampons--70% faster acting than Midol! New lemon scent!"

New Office Lexicon entries: acluistic and beating.

Posted by Chris at August 17, 2003 09:44 PM

Category: General Weirdness
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