April 18, 2007
I Want The One With The Seats In The Pickup Bed That Have Handles Like Joysticks
Courtesy of "Larry King" (voiced by, I think, Steve Salge) on yesterday's Bob & Tom:
Hey, you ever wonder if you qualify as White Trash? Here's a quick way to find out - if your favorite summer memory involves a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and a hot makeout session with your step-niece in an above-ground pool, then welcome to White Trashville, population You, man.
Bonus - if you bought the pool with a disability check the factory gave you after you cut off a finger with a band saw while making a bong holder for your Camaro(*)!
(*) He actually said something that sounded like 'ca-MARE-u,' but remember that the gang often rags him about needing to use a larger font when he types up his bits. Maybe he's talking about a Subaru with an aero kit designed to look like a Z28. That'd be cool. Or dorky. Maybe both.
It's White Trash Wednesday! Take the whole tour via the WTW blogroll on my sidebar.
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