February 21, 2007
And I Volunteer For The First Focus Group!
The latest chapter in the ongoing saga of the divorce of America's First (White Trash) Family: Britney checks into rehab, checks out the next day, shaves her head, gets a couple of tats, and then goes back into rehab.
OK, Mr. Mayor, I thought you were crazy, but now it looks like you're right: Kevin is turning out to be the sane one. And that was a bar that wasn't set very high at all.
OTOH, Britney's career will be fine if the lesbian allegations turn out to be true. She'll just have to change her target demographic from 10-year-old girls to 40-year-old guys.
Update: Aaaaaaand she's checked out of rehab again.
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Posted by Chris at February 21, 2007 01:19 PMCategory: White Trash Wednesday
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