November 15, 2006

Behold The Power Of Porn

Pandas is dumb. Not only do they sometimes squish their young'uns, they (at least the ones in captivity) often don't even know how to mate! But a zoo in Thailand thinks they have the solution: porn.

"They don't know how to mate, so we need to show the male how through videos," project chief Prasertsak Buntrakoonpoontawee told the Reuters news service.

Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, will view films of other mating pandas when scientists judge him to be relaxed and receptive—perhaps just after a tasty dinner.

If all goes well, the racy video will be both instructional and inspirational, showing Chuang Chuang the reproductive ropes and causing him to see five-year-old Lin Hui in an entirely different light.

Porn - is there anything it can't do?

Posted by Chris at November 15, 2006 10:38 AM

Category: General Weirdness
Comments

Substitute 'Panda' for 'NASCAR Fan', and you have the makings of a funny White Trash Wednesday story.

Yes, it's a cheap shot, but you expect that from me.

Posted by: Jay at November 15, 2006 02:37 PM

I dunno, Jay - I think if there's just one thing that the average Caucasian-Refuse-American KNOWS how to do, it's mate.

Although that reminds me - I do have a WTW story I have to work up. Check back tonight. It involves (no surprise here) meth and (BIG surprise here) nuclear secrets.

Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at November 15, 2006 04:33 PM

What was I thinking? K-Fed puts the 'pro' in procreate.

Posted by: Jay at November 16, 2006 01:00 PM