I was commiserating with one of the other owners in my fantasy league about our underperforming Raiders players: Randy Moss (mine) and LaMont Jordan (his). The chat went like this:
FunkDruckers: Trade you Moss for Jordan?Posted by Chris at September 20, 2006 03:31 PM
BattleHounds: Throw in a candy bar and I'll think about it!
FunkDruckers: OK, how about Moss and a Snickers bar for Jordan and a blank sheet of copy paper?
BattleHounds: Now you're just getting greedy with the copy paper. No deal!
FunkDruckers: Dammit!