BB brought a bottle of Asti to our Fridaily neighborhood gathering. I don't own a corkscrew.
What I do own is a power drill, a 2 1/2" drywall screw, and a pair of vise-grips:

That's Summit City ingenuity for you! Screw you, Men's Health!
Posted by: Jay at July 3, 2006 11:26 AM