July 01, 2006

That Species Is Touristicus Dipshitticus

The screen door on the house next to us made a sound like a bird being sodomized, so much so that every time it opened, I looked around for the offending bird (not to mention the offended bird). It took me three days to realize there were no birds involved at all.

Posted by Chris at July 1, 2006 12:09 PM

Category: Random Vacation Thoughts

How do you know what type of sound a sodomized bird makes? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know...

Posted by: Some Go Guy at July 1, 2006 02:46 PM