Dangerous Logic

Who Needs A Gerbil In The Back When You Have A Rabbit In The Front?

Man Charged With Sex With Rabbit:

SYDNEY, Australia (UPI) -- A New Zealand businessman has been charged in Australia with having sex with a rabbit and killing 17 rabbits and a guinea pig.

The Sydney Morning Herald reports police launched an investigation after dead rabbits began showing up in a lane outside a building where Brendan Francis McMahon kept an office.

What kind of pindick do you have to be to think "Sheep? Naaaah, too big. Rabbit? Hell, yeah!"

McMahon was charged with one count of bestiality and 18 counts of aggravated animal cruelty. Investigators said some of the rabbits were still alive when they were found and some appeared to have been dropped from a height. [emphasis added]

Remember those plastic toy rockets from the '70s (apparently they still make them)? They had a chamber you'd fill halfway with water, then you'd connect it to a hand pump and crank away until you got enough pressure. Release the catch, and you'd get a rocket rising on a jet of water. Well, the same principle is at work here. This guy was probably doing his thing on his office balcony. At the proper moment, the combination of fluid pressure and, um, small receptacle space would result in the rodent being shot into the air like a rocket.

Posted by Chris at May 1, 2006 06:38 AM

Category: General Weirdness