December 02, 2005

Isolating Us From Our Allies

The next step of the animal campaign to remove humans from the top of the food chain has started, as they are now beginning to move against "Man's best friend":

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

Posted by Chris at December 2, 2005 07:37 AM

Category: General Weirdness
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So wait, the HUMANS were carrying pieces of flesh...?

Posted by: chess h at December 2, 2005 05:45 PM