August 05, 2005

Fatwa Issued Against Hugh Hefner For Hogging All The Chicks

Hugh Hefner's new reality show, Girls Next Door, premieres this weekend on E!. Apparently dude can still bring it, because at nearly 80 he has a stable of three girlfriends (a #1 girlfriend and two others) living in the mansion. He described his latest arrangement thusly (heard on Bob and Tom yesterday at the end of the second hour):

There are many roads to Mecca, many ways of living one's life, and I've certainly tried a variety of different kinds of ways. [emphasis added]

I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.

Posted by Chris at August 5, 2005 08:53 AM

Category: General Weirdness
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> I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands
> and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling
> unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.

No, I'm sorry, I think he IS. Something like, "Dear God... THANK YOU." Every time.

Posted by: chess h at August 5, 2005 02:02 PM

Well, he could be engaging in the Taoist practice of worshipping "the pearl on the jade step"...

Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at August 5, 2005 04:04 PM

I'm willing to believe he's hung like a horse and wears underwear made of $1,000 bills.

Posted by: Venomous Kate at August 6, 2005 09:13 PM

I'm willing to believe he hands each girl a credit card on the weekend and says "knock yourself out".

Posted by: Patrick at August 8, 2005 02:40 PM