Hugh Hefner's new reality show, Girls Next Door, premieres this weekend on E!. Apparently dude can still bring it, because at nearly 80 he has a stable of three girlfriends (a #1 girlfriend and two others) living in the mansion. He described his latest arrangement thusly (heard on Bob and Tom yesterday at the end of the second hour):
There are many roads to Mecca, many ways of living one's life, and I've certainly tried a variety of different kinds of ways. [emphasis added]
I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.
Posted by Chris at August 5, 2005 08:53 AM> I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands
> and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling
> unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.
No, I'm sorry, I think he IS. Something like, "Dear God... THANK YOU." Every time.
Posted by: chess h at August 5, 2005 02:02 PMWell, he could be engaging in the Taoist practice of worshipping "the pearl on the jade step"...
Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at August 5, 2005 04:04 PMI'm willing to believe he's hung like a horse and wears underwear made of $1,000 bills.
Posted by: Venomous Kate at August 6, 2005 09:13 PMI'm willing to believe he hands each girl a credit card on the weekend and says "knock yourself out".
Posted by: Patrick at August 8, 2005 02:40 PM