August 19, 2003

Selective Memory

Somebody at ESPN Classic has it in for Michigan. They're showing (almost) non-stop classic college football all weekend, and Michigan is in six of the games. But look at the list:

It's not the first time this has happened, either. Last November when Classic aired 'Classic Rivalries - Michigan/Ohio State,' Michigan lost three of the four games they showed (including the 1974 one--again).

Posted by Chris at August 19, 2003 11:51 AM

Category: Michigan Football

Boy oh boy Michigan sucks balls. I can't believe ne body would like this football organization. It sucks.

Posted by: Jason at May 24, 2004 02:12 PM

Fuck you faggots at michigan. Penn State Rules. Eat shit Bitches

Posted by: Jason at May 24, 2004 02:13 PM

Penn. State. Rules?

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Let me refresh your memory (or, as seems more likely, point out how things were before your time):

1993: Michigan 21, State Pen 13
1994: State Pen 31, Michigan 24
1995: State Pen 27, Michigan 17
1996: State Pen 29, Michigan 17

So far, so good, right? Well, cherish those years, because it gets a lot rougher for you...

1997: (oh, what a glorious year!) Michigan 34, State Pen 8
1998: Michigan 27, State Pen 0 (somebody hung a bagel on JoePa? Say it isn't so!)
1999: Michigan 31, State Pen 27
2000: Michigan 33, State Pen 11
2001: Michigan 20, State Pen 0 (Geez! They did it again!)
2002: Michigan 27, State Pen 24

2003: State Pen decides six pimp-slappings in a row is too much; asks for two-year hiatus

Posted by: Chris from Dangerous Logic at May 24, 2004 03:04 PM