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White Trash Wednesday

I'm in mourning. I don't know how I'm going to face the days ahead.

What's that? The election? What election? I'm talking about the breakup of White Trash America's first family. I thought it was bad when Charles and Diana split up, but that's nothing compared to this:

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.
That last part is particularly cruel - she knows poor Kevin has no money of his own, so he won't even be able to afford an attorney!

Actually, the real reason I'm distraught about this is that K-Neck is such an easy White Trash Wednesday target. And it seems Britney is smarter than I gave her credit for being, or at has hired people who are:

Britney Spears didn’t pick Nov. 6 as the day to file for divorce from Kevin Federline by accident.

She filed two years and one month from the day of her marriage, on Oct. 6, 2004. Her prenup, according to legal theorists, evidently carried increases for Federline for every year of their marriage. And those deadlines, they say, likely had 30-day grace periods.

Hence, Nov. 6 would have been Britney's last chance to get out of paying a third year of alimony settlement to a basically talentless slacker who was a drain on her finances.
Look on the bright side, K-Neck - you're now free to latch onto the next pop tart and ride the gravy train a couple more years (although you might want to look into getting a better lawyer come pre-nup time). And one last thing - know that Vanilla Ice is laughing at you!

breakup of White Trash America's first family.

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There is no truth to the rumor that I had anything to do with the break-up. I'm there for Britney as a friend, providing a shoulder to cry on.

Who will K-Preg knock up next? He is America's most fertile man.

Best thing I've heard regarding this whole thing so far is someone referring to him as "fed-ex".

Normally I'd agree with you, but I think in this case that's topped by the fact that he got dumped by text message while he was taping some appearance thingy!


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