It Might Work Like A Stirrup; Then Again, You Might Just Pull The Mirror Off

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While I was waiting in line at the grocery store today, I noticed the woman in front of me with her two children. The older one couldn't have been more than two; the younger, about nine months. The lady herself was quite obviously pregnant again; at least five months along. I didn't think anything further about it until I got out to my car, which happened to be parked right across from hers.

And that's where I noticed the garter hanging from the rear-view mirror.

So was I wrong to yell "Hey lady, I think I've figured out your problem?"

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