I Guess "Thou Shalt Starve" Was The Lost 11th Commandment

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More proof that PETA is an animal-worshiping cult (I've written about them before): Row over 'crucifix' protest

Vienna - A row erupted on Thursday over plans by animal protectionists to symbolically "crucify" three activists with animal masks in a Good Friday protest outside Vienna's St Stephan's Cathedral.

The militant pro-animal group PETA said the activists would be suspended from crosses with crowns of thorns on their heads.

The slogan of the protest action would be "We suffer and die for your sins of nourishment." [emphasis added]

Here's what you do: clear the square, detain all the ground-level PETurds, and rope off the whole area.

Take all the PETurds back to HQ for 'questioning.' Make them watch you eat your lunch. I recommend a nice veal parmesan or maybe some tuna-free dolphin.

What? The people on the crosses?

Leave 'em there.

[H/T The Shane]

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