Cleaning Out The Mental Scrap Box

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Crampons are like tire chains for your feet--they're arrays of spikes that strap on to your footwear and give traction on ice. But doesn't the name--'crampons'--sound more like a menstrual pain reliever in suppository form: "Crampax brand crampons--70% faster acting than Midol! New lemon scent!"

New Office Lexicon entries: acluistic and beating.

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This page contains a single entry by Chris published on August 17, 2003 9:44 PM.

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