Bob & Tom often employ a kind of forbidden-joke shorthand. They regularly throw out punchlines that aren't themselves dirty, but, if combined with the rest of the corresponding joke, would bring the FCC down on them like the Hand Of God (or at least the Hand Of God-Botherers).
For the whole joke behind "Where do you think they held the auction?" go here. For "Hey, lady, your sign fell down," go here.
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Haha. Very nice. Didn't catch those. Cool site. Not too many B&T blogs for us dedicated fans. Like only this one.