Episode 2ALH05, Aldrin's Justice:
Ted's Office
The firm is about to unveil a design for a skyscraper to a big client, and Druthers is very excited about it. Druthers unveils it to the client, and the client automatically announces that the building is a penis. Everybody in the office knows it looks like a penis but Druthers, who did not see it at all. The client refuses to build a penis, and asks for other ideas. Druthers doesn't have any ready. The client is anger, and decides to leave. Ted stops him, and shows him his design.
San Diego, last week:
SAN DIEGO — The developer said his design for a 40-story resident tower proposed as a gateway to downtown San Diego looks like a flower. A city consultant said it looks like a giant phallus.
"With its rounded forms and swelling of the uppermost floors...this building structure is very phallic," wrote Gwynne Pugh, a Santa Monica architect hired by the downtown redevelopment agency to review building designs.
Update: Deidre Woodward of Luxist has much more, including a picture so you can decide for yourself.
Wait a minute! My penis doesn't look like that!
I wonder what kind of adult cinema career I could have if it did, though.
It wan't so much that the building looks like a schlong by itself, It's the two symmetrical Epcot-type spheres they're planning to construct side-by-side at the base.
...or was it the pulsating single water fountain at the top?