Mohammed's shopping/to-do list:
- Petrol for the lawn mower
- Propane for the grill
- Nails to fix the roof
- Replace piston rings so the Mercedes will stop burning oil
Mohammed's shopping/to-do list:
I saw this caption on Fox News, about 7:15 AM Eastern Time:
20% Of Pregnant Women Are Murdered
At least that's how it read from across the workout room. So I got off the elliptical machine and walked over to the TV. The caption still read
20% Of Pregnant Women Are Murderedso I guess they'll be a reduced need for OB-GYNs in the future.
Miss USA's pratfall was clearly faster than gravity. It must have been perpetrated by a controlled demolition, possibly by explosives in her shoes.
I blame George Bush.
I enjoyed that two-week blog vacation so much that I'm going to take another one. Actually, since I've got a real vacation coming up (at the usual place), I think I'll make it a three-week blog vacation. See you in late June.