Maybe Men's Health Was Right, Part II - drunk and stupid in Fort Wayne:
The Indiana State Police say their post is not a motel, but they will still leave the light on for you.Well, at least the guy wasn't actually from Fort Wayne. OTOH, maybe Fort Wayne just exudes such stupidity that it corrupts out-of-towners.
That hospitality may have been bad news for a Warsaw driver who police say wanted a room at the Fort Wayne post early Wednesday -- especially because police say he was driving a damaged Hummer and was intoxicated at the time.
Dispatcher Jonathon Jacob, watching from the back door, saw a woman passenger crawl across the Hummer's center console to exit through the driver's-side door. He asked whether they needed assistance. The driver said they were going to the front door to get a room.To be fair, there was a hotel right next door.
But why he drove past it to get to the cop shop is beyond me.
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