Presented without further comment - Bull sperm hair treatment:
A hairdresser is offering clients a new conditioning treatment made out of bull's semen.
The 45-minute treatment costs £55 and uses semen from Aberdeen Angus bulls on a farm in Cheshire.
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Salon owner Hari Salem said: "I have been searching for an organic product with a lot of protein because that is what hair is made of and lacks when it is dry.
"The semen is refrigerated before use and doesn't smell. It leaves your hair looking wonderfully soft and thick."
There are husbands in the UK who would be willing to take care of that problem for a lot less than 55 pounds, let me tell you.
Hell, I'd do it for nothing. Just need a little assistance with the 'home applicator' so to speak.