Once You're Al-Qaeda, You're Al-Qaeda All The Way / From Your First Decapitation 'Till Your Martyrdom Day

The first thing that came to mind about the 'flying while brown' passenger revolt last weekend:

Passengers noticed that, despite the heat, the pair were wearing leather jackets and thick jumpers and were regularly checking their watches.

If you're wearing a heavy sweatshirt and leather jacket on a flight out of the Costa del Sol in August, you're either trying to hide something under your coat or fixin' for a rumble. And in neither case do I want you on my plane, no matter what color you are.