And The Story Had Such Promise

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So Michael Douglas had a nasty encounter with a jellyfish, and asked his son to perform, shall we say, the folk remedy:

"I took my kids down to the ocean the other day and we had a little problem, we have jellyfish. I got stung actually pretty bad, across my back just last week. There's sort of a remedy that we've all heard...urine. It's the remedy if you have a bad sting.

"So I asked my five-year-old son if he would pee-pee on my back. He looked at me like he'd gone to heaven. He was like 'This is what I call a good summer holiday! Pee-pee on daddy's back!' I don't know if it helped at all, but my son was happy. We'll work it out in 20 years - when he's in therapy!" stated Douglas.

I know I'm not alone when I say that that story would have been FAR more interesting if he had asked his wife instead of his son.


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While I'm not a "golden shower" kind of guy, I would let CZJ do anything she wanted to me.

I'll wait 15 years for Douglas to croak, then I'll make my move.

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