In The End, It Mainly Boiled Down To Nautical Euphemisms For 'Hooters'

And speaking of my nephews, they quickly developed a code scheme for discussing women like boats, prompting statements like

Quite a set of pontoons on that boat there.

and (for hot jailbait)

Excellent superstructure, but I don't think she's seen enough seasons on the water yet.

but I claimed first prize with

That is one fine stern - I bet it would stand up to hours of pounding in heavy surf.