Back in one piece, much more later. Right now I'm watching the NASCAR road race, which featured a first-lap crash that took out four cars. There's a joke here about forcing NASCAR drivers to make right turns, but I'll let somebody else make it.
Update that I swear I'm not making up: one of the drivers just told his pit crew that his car doesn't want to turn right.
'NASCAR road-race'? This goes together like slugs and road salt.