Also seen on the drive home yesterday, especially in the first two hours: about fifty minivans with cartop carriers. Of course, they're all headed for my island (in my mind, with apologies to James Taylor), so I have this Public Service Announcement for them:
YOU SONS-A-BITCHES BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY BEACH, BECAUSE I'M COMING BACK NEXT YEAR AND IF IT ISN'T SQUARED AWAY, I WILL PERSONALLY FUCK YOU UP!
I see you're back, with a vengeance, and channeling R Lee Ermey.
Clearly the vacation has done good things. Welcome back!