Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Peeping On Your Cousin

Dude wasn't banging his cousin, he just liked to watch her nekkid:

A woman said she recently evicted her cousin, Richard Strout, from a home both shared.

When Strout did not arrive to pick up his belongings, the woman began moving items out of room, the report said.

During the process, noticed a hole behind a stereo speaker and another behind a poster.

. . .

The womann said one hole was in a position to view her as she dressed and the other hole was in a position to view her in bed, the report said.

She became upset with the discovery and contacted a friend, Michael Cleveland, to repair the damage to the walls.

Why do we care about Cleveland? Because It looks like he's a CSI fan:

Cleveland used a black light and discovered the evidence of possible bodily fluids, in Strout's room, directly below where the holes were placed in the walls of the two rooms, according to the report.

I can see dude's defense now: "No, that's not it at all! I made those holes by accident when I hung my speaker and poster, and I was trying to patch them with a new organic spackle!"

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