So you're a hardcore white trash guy, sportin' the mullet like you're s'pose'ta, when one day you notice the 'business in the front' just ain't takin' care of bidness like it useta, so to speak. What do you do?
Mount a pre-emptive strike - shave the top and go skullet.
It's White Trash Wednesday! Take the whole tour:
No. That is not real. No one could possibly look in a mirror with that and think, "oh yeah. I'm the sh**."
That was a picture of William Rehnquist that someone photoshopped.
Not only that, his was the best skullet I saw. The other ones were WORSE.