Maybe It's Not As Subtle As 'Water Into Wine,' But It Will Get Your Attention

So just when is Jesus returning, anyway? Of course, we don't know:

42 Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

. . .

44 Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

But here's a hint. If you see something like this:

you might want to get your ass to church.

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