Hugh Hefner's new reality show, Girls Next Door, premieres this weekend on E!. Apparently dude can still bring it, because at nearly 80 he has a stable of three girlfriends (a #1 girlfriend and two others) living in the mansion. He described his latest arrangement thusly (heard on Bob and Tom yesterday at the end of the second hour):
There are many roads to Mecca, many ways of living one's life, and I've certainly tried a variety of different kinds of ways. [emphasis added]
I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.
> I'm willing to bet that when he gets on his hands
> and kness, bows forward, and starts mumbling
> unintelligibly, that he ain't praying.
No, I'm sorry, I think he IS. Something like, "Dear God... THANK YOU." Every time.
Well, he could be engaging in the Taoist practice of worshipping "the pearl on the jade step"...
I'm willing to believe he's hung like a horse and wears underwear made of $1,000 bills.
I'm willing to believe he hands each girl a credit card on the weekend and says "knock yourself out".