Following in the footsteps of Dangerous Logic WTW poster neck Amber Rainey, this Pennsylvania dipshit is trying to sell ad space on her unborn baby:
When Michele Hutchison's baby is born, she envisions more than a pure bundle of bouncing joy. She also sees a potential billboard.
The suburban Philadelphia mom-to-be is inviting advertisers to put their names on her child's clothing and baby goods, saying the ads are sure to get noticed.
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She got the idea after learning of a woman who offered to have advertisements tattooed on her body.
"I jokingly said to my husband that we should do this on my baby," Hutchison said. "The next day I couldn't get it out of my head."
You know, when your child grows up and learns that you pimped him/her out as a snot-, drool-, and puke-covered billboard, s/he's either going to go Menendez on your ass or sue you for his/her cut of the revenues.
Hat tip: IBeJO
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