[CREEEEEEEAAAAAKKKKK]
Huh. Sun shining? Check. Birds singing? Check. Same new pope (no bait-and-switch like last time)? Check. Baseball under way? Check (and bletch). NBA Playoffs? Check. Freedom win again? Check. Any more of my dead pool picks snuff it? Nope. OK, then. I'm all caught up.
[Warning: in-joke ahead. Familiarize yourself with Swordfish before proceeding.]
So I was speculating on the nature of the impending final exam in my Computer Security class yesterday at work, saying something like "Watch the instructor bring in a locked laptop, drop it on the desk, and say 'pwn this machine. You have one minute.'"
Without missing a beat, my buddy Chess added "Fetch me Halle Berry."
Now all you need is a bus suspended from a helicopter, and yo['re good to go.