When They Said Pineapples Would Be In The Breakfast Buffet, I Doubt This Is What They Meant

Me loves me some local6.com again:

A cafeteria worker found a live grenade Tuesday morning on a counter where people typically order coffee and doughnuts.

The Opportunity Cafeteria had just opened when the unidentified worker found the grenade on one corner of the counter.

Officers from the Miami Police Department say the grenade was active with its pin still in place.

. . .

No other devices were found at the cafeteria.

See, that's the problem. If you want the really good stuff, you've got to get in tight with one of the employees and hit them up before they even open.