Going lyrical today, with the anthem of White Trash Nation: White Trash by the Ricky Rydell Review. Excerpt here; the whole song is available on bobandtom.com if you're a VIP member (VIP direct link here).
Without further ado, the lyrics:
Well, I live in a trailer A great big double-wide My '70 Camaro Is up on blocks outside I got a velvet painting Of Elvis on the wall And a two-tone vinyl couch That I picked up at the mall ('Cause I'm white trash) Don't have a credit card (White trash) Got a freezer in my yard (White trash) I'll have another beer (White trash) The party's over here Guess I'll go see my old lady And bum a little cash I'm a low-life And I'm white trash. When I go out to a party Don't drink Jonnie Walker Red I just chug a can of beer And I crush it on my head I was drinkin' with my sister I don't know how much we had But now I got a kid Who calls me Uncle Dad ('Cause I'm white trash) But that's OK with me (White trash) That's just the way I be (White trash) I'll have another beer (White trash) At least I ain't a queer. On my family tree There only is one branch I'm a low-life And I'm white trash. My ol' lady got big hooters She does fancy cookin' too She makes filet of Spam and bologna cordon bleu She fills me up with chili And gives my gut a squeeze I make her pull my finger And I always cut the cheese [guitar solo] (White trash) Watch wrestlin' on TV (White trash) I talk on the CB (White trash) Johnny Paycheck is the best (White trash) Got him tattooed on my chest Baby, take a whiff of me Do you think I need a bath? I'm a low-life And I'm white trash.
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