Last week on Bob & Tom, they had the story of the world's largest chicken egg, something like 8 inches in circumference and 6 ounces in weight. Somebody asked how they could find which chicken laid that egg.
Tom said "You go to the coop and you look for the chicken that's walking like Catherine the Great on Derby Day."
That's just wrong.
Funny as hell, but wrong.
Cheers,
Dave