Badly Mixed Metaphor Of The Day (seen on an I-69 billboard north of Fort Wayne): "Let The Credit Doctor Knock Out Your Debts!"
I can kind of see what they're getting at, but "Let The Credit Anesthesiologist Knock Out Your Debts!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
That, and wouldn't your debts just regain consciousness later with a really big headache?
Chris-- not only would they wake up, but I'm pretty sure they'd be pissed off about it.