About this whole Monday Night Football intro thing with Terrell Owens and Nicollete Sheridan, and the latter attempting to seduce the former into skipping the game 'for her' (and when she said 'for her,' it's pretty clear that she meant 'for the purposes of banging her'). I don't see what everybody's getting all worked up about, because, y'know, that was television. Now if that had been real life, I'd have been mad.
Because Owens is the #1 receiver on my fantasy football team.
The media is on auto-pilot since the Janet Jackson Boob fiasco. I've watched the spot many times trying to be offended, and it just doesn't work. My only issue is that Nicolette is not what she used to be (I still wouldn't throw you out of bed, Nicollette). If NFL Odds Makers took bets on which football spot the media was about to scandalize, I could pay off my college loans.