A comment in my PETA post noted "I've only read 4 stories on your site so I can't quite analyze your mind yet . . .." I live to serve, so this should get you off to a good start:
- I've called myself an 'interventionist libertarian' in the past, but I'm coming to the conclusion that my political beliefs are more in line with South Park Republicans than strict Libertarianism.
- I am a willing lackey (enthusiastic, even) of the Imperialist-Capitalist-Running-Pig-Dog-Military-Industrial-Complex.
- I think the greatest threat to Western Civilization is militant Islam, and I think it wants the West converted, subjugated, or dead.
- I think the second-greatest threat is a tie between militant Leftism and militant Christianity.
- I think the Palestinian conflict is 10% the fault of Israel and 90% the fault of the Palestinans and their paymasters (which includes the U.N.).
- I am a fan of disc golf, the Detroit Red Wings, Michigan football, and Michigan State hockey (there's a logical explanation, but I'm trying to keep this brief), and I think baseball and most basketball are wastes of TV time that would be better spent covering any of the aforementioned.
- If you see a nick of 'parking_god' (perhaps without the underscore) anywhere on the Net, it's probably me. I got the nickname from my cousin on the Saturday before Christmas 1987, when I found a parking space twenty feet from the door of Twelve Oaks Mall in suburban Detroit: "You are the parking god!"
- Once in a great while, I come up with an idea that I think is good enough for The Onion, and I feel awed by people who can do it consistently, like iowahawk, Frank J., and a host of others who are far more prolific and far more funnierer.
- I occasionally double-repeat the last syllableseses of wordseses on purpose, for reasons I can't explain.
Excellent summary, Chris.
> I think the greatest threat to Western Civilization is militant Islam, and I think it wants the West converted, subjugated, or dead.
I wouldn't make a good Muslim, they'll have to kill me.
Likewise for me. And I think that's OK with them.
When I find the religion that has, as a basic and unalterable tenet, that you must poke fun at, deride, and otherwise fully satirize at every opportunity, I'll join it in a heartbeat.