October 16, 2006

What. A. Weekend.

A great sports weekend for me: the Tigers are going back to the World Series for the first time since I was in college, Michigan beat the living snot out of the State Penn offense on the road, the Lions actually won a game, and I won the football pool for the week!

    Not only that, I actually heard the following things said this weekend:
  • DA, after eating a chunk of bleu cheese: "I'm going to go home and say something to Dimples, and she's going to look at me like I just ate a sock."
  • Chumley: "'Vaginal Blood Farts' would be a good name for a punk band."
  • My son: "I dominated that toilet. Toilet = owned."

Posted by Chris at October 16, 2006 09:10 PM

Category: Tales Of My Neighborhood

Vaginal Blood Farts.


You know, it would be a great name for a punk band, but it'd be an even *better* name for an old-time folk band, or maybe a chamber orchestra. All-male, of course.

Posted by: chess h at October 17, 2006 11:24 PM