June 30, 2006

In The End, It Mainly Boiled Down To Nautical Euphemisms For 'Hooters'

And speaking of my nephews, they quickly developed a code scheme for discussing women like boats, prompting statements like

Quite a set of pontoons on that boat there.
and (for hot jailbait)
Excellent superstructure, but I don't think she's seen enough seasons on the water yet.
but I claimed first prize with
That is one fine stern - I bet it would stand up to hours of pounding in heavy surf.

Posted by Chris at June 30, 2006 03:26 PM

Category: Random Vacation Thoughts