June 01, 2006

France: 0wnz0red By Lance AGAIN!

And speaking of pimp-slapping the French, we now learn that not only was certified France-owner Lance Armstrong clean when he first won the Tour de Lance in 1999, the French national doping lab was up to something fishy when it 'leaked' documents and urine samples allegedly implicating Armstrong to the French sports newspaper L'Equipe (in English: "The Eunuch"):

Dutch investigators cleared Lance Armstrong of doping in the 1999 Tour de France yesterday and blamed the World Anti-Doping Agency for misconduct in dealing with him.

A 132-page report recommended convening a tribunal to discuss possible legal and ethical violations by WADA and to consider "appropriate sanctions to remedy the violations."

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Posted by Chris at June 1, 2006 08:10 PM

Category: Pimp-Slapping The French
Comments

the only illegal substance lance had in france was soap.

the french are just whiners.

Posted by: mlah at June 1, 2006 11:56 PM

> the only illegal substance lance had
> in france was soap.

BWAH!

Posted by: chess h at June 4, 2006 06:17 PM

Yes, definitely, that one scores Remark Of The Day.

Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at June 4, 2006 08:20 PM