January 20, 2006

Does This Mean He Isn't Really Free Of Possession By Dead Space Aliens?

Scientologist and all-around badass Isaac Hayes was hospitalized for exhaustion? How can that possibly be - he's Clear, and that means he's supposed to exude "radiant health"!

Posted by Chris at January 20, 2006 05:48 PM

Category: Unclear On The Concept

He probably just overexerted himself while controlling the weather.

(I wonder what happens when a farmer scientologist wants it to rain and a city scientologist wants a nice sunny picnic?)

Posted by: Jim of St. Grimblefig's Monastery at January 21, 2006 12:12 AM