April 14, 2005

I Knew I Should Have Taken The Blue Pill

Today's edition of the twice-weekly meeting was really dull; to stay awake I would look out the open door whenever anyone walked by, just to get a break from the monotony. During the 40-minute meeting, I saw the same guy enter the same conference room on five different occasions - but I never saw him leave it! Finally, it occured to me - it was a glitch in the Matrix, and Agents were coming for me right that second!

Did you know that the T-Mobile operator will hang up on you if you call her and yell "I need an exit right the fuck now!"?

Posted by Chris at April 14, 2005 12:20 PM

Category: The Day Job
Comments

That's why I use Centennial.

Posted by: chess h at April 16, 2005 01:13 AM

what would you do if she gave you an address?

would you run there?

Posted by: mlah at April 17, 2005 11:18 AM

Heh. I wonder how many prank callers they've had ask for an exit. I bet some of the operators just cough up an address without blinking anymore.

Posted by: Chris of Dangerous Logic at April 18, 2005 04:09 PM