April 09, 2005

Next Thing You Know, They'll Be Telling Us That Bert And Ernie Aren't Gay

There are some things that just should not change. Michigan football should always have the winged helmets. Porn should always be no more than three mouse clicks away. And the Cookie Monster should always be a monster about, well, cookies.

Alas, it appears he has fallen victim to Them What Want To Suck All The Fun Out Of Everything:

My beloved blue, furry monster who sang "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" is now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods
My God, people, is nothing sacred?

Posted by Chris at April 9, 2005 11:45 PM

Category: Media Stupidity

So wait... those are wings???

Posted by: chess h at April 10, 2005 12:09 AM

The best commentary I have seen on this is in PVP here (especially the last panel). The comic after that is also pretty funny as a side note on this issue.

Posted by: Jim of St. Grimblefig's Monastery at April 11, 2005 01:27 AM