October 04, 2004

But 'Adulterer, Adulterer, Pants On Fire' Doesn't Have The Same Ring To It

Not much more to add here but to say that sometimes people are really really dumb:

PINE BLUFF, Ark. -- A man who set his wife's pants on fire because he believed she was having an affair accidentally torched his mobile home and has been charged with arson, police said.

Officers said Leroy Brown, 19, perceiving that his wife had been with another man, set fire to the pair of pants he thought she was wearing at the time of the affair.

The burning pants started to singe Brown's fingers so he dropped the pants and the mobile home caught fire . . ..

Posted by Chris at October 4, 2004 09:50 AM

Category: Dangerous Stupidity
Comments

Well, there you have it! He lives in a mobile home. No further explanation necessary.

Posted by: Da Goddess at October 4, 2004 01:31 PM

Damn Goddess, you beat me to it

Posted by: azygos at October 4, 2004 08:35 PM

..the baddest man in the whole damn town.

Posted by: Cobb at October 15, 2004 08:39 AM