March 21, 2004

Mind Control Maintenance Run

Apparently the New World Order Managing Committee is displeased with what's going on here in the Fort, because they're sending some black helicopters our way:

American Electric Power Inc. plans to inspect its high-voltage lines by helicopter this week.

The aerial patrols through Indiana, Michigan and Ohio will take six weeks and are to begin Monday in Lima, Ohio. Patrols over Fort Wayne will run from April 12 to April 18 and will include Van Wert and Paulding counties in Ohio.

Patrols will be completed between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. six days a week, excluding Easter weekend, beginning April 9.

AEP checks the lines to maintain the transmission system on a semiannual basis.

The helicopters will travel at about 45 knots and fly between 50 and 100 feet above the transmission lines.
Lies, lies, all lies! This is just their cover story so they can have helicopters fly low and slow without alarming anyone! They'll undoubtedly be using portable mind control lasers to fix whatever they think might be broken!

What? The article didn't say anything about the helicopters being black? Of course not! That proves they are black!

Posted by Chris at March 21, 2004 02:06 PM

Category: Tinfoil-Hat-Brigade Watch

The two men, dressed in black, who knocked on my door this afternoon said, "During the week of April 12th, any black helicopters you see, you will in fact NOT SEE! GET IT?".

Damned Jehovah's Witnesses!!

Posted by: 2!3054). at March 21, 2004 11:02 PM

All I know is, I've got my deflector beanie on.

Posted by: chess at March 21, 2004 11:33 PM

You think an aluminum foil beanie will protect you? Ha! That's just what the Aluminati [ ] want you to think!

Posted by: Chris at March 22, 2004 12:43 PM